June 26, 2009

Analyze This ... "We Lost A Piece Of Ourselves, When We Lost Michael Jackson"

June 25th, 2009 was a sad day for millions, if not billions of people around the world. When we lost Michael Jackson, we lost a piece of ourselves. Michael was more than just a singer and a dancer, more than just an international pop star, he was a god. I remember back in 1983, when I was six years old, watching the videos for Billie Jean and Beat It on MTV. Michael was like nothing I had ever seen before. Like every other kid in the world in 1983, I wanted to be as cool as Michael. I wanted to be able to dance like him, sing like him, and dress like him. I loved his cool confidence. I pushed the sleeves up on my red and black jacket and practiced moonwalking in the kitchen every day. I loved this man, as did the world. Join me ...


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June 21, 2009

Hunter Burgan Analyzes This ... Brüno, Ice Cream Lovers And Kristen Stewart's Mullet

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at some random pictures, that really have no connection to one another, but I will make it work out in this analysis. Read on ...


Posted on 06/21/2009 10:42 PM Comments (28)

June 12, 2009

Hunter Burgan Analyzes This ... Megan Fox vs Angelina Jolie, Zack Morris And A.C. Slater And Squirrels

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at the real boys to men, A.C Slater and Zack Morris, as well as the most gossiped about rivals right now, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Analyze this ...


Posted on 06/12/2009 10:45 AM Comments (21)

June 5, 2009

Hunter Burgan Analyzes A Girl With Blue Hair And Hello Kitty's Amusement Park

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these two could easily fetch 2500 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at blue hair and the Hello Kitty amusement park that just opened in Japan. Analyze this ...

 


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