A picture is worth 1000 words, but after I'm done with it, you'll be lucky if you can pawn it for 200 words. Each week I will spend about 30 seconds of my precious time analyzing 2 images: one will always be a photo uploaded by a Buzznet member, the other will be a random pop-culture picture found online.
James Dean - Robert Pattinson
"Robert, for this photograph we'd like you to do crunches while smoking a cigarette."
"I'd rather not. I think that sends the wrong message to my fans."
"What message? That it's cool to smoke?"
"No .... that I do crunches."
Beware! Never Trust A Cute Face!
The first (and only) time I encountered this girl is when I caught her stealing my mail. She was very equivocatory; she revealed no sign of wrongdoing, even though I caught her red-handed. Eventually I was able to bribe her with a candy bar in exchange for my phone bill. It was only an hour later, after paying my bills, that I realized that this wasn't my phone bill at all. It was hers! I had been double-crossed!
Check back each week for more. If you have suggestions of photos you would like me to analyze, please "private message me" with links to your suggestions. Lastly, commentary is accepted and expected.