Hunter Burgan

Some photos are worth a thousand words. Some are not. Each week I analyze a few lucky photos and judge for myself, "What are these photos really worth??" My answer is always right. Let's stop wasting time and get right to it. Analyze these please...

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? A bowl of oatmeal? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent thousands of pictures every week and I never get oatmeal! Maybe next week... Until then, I'm going to stick with what I know: picture analysis. I can find the hidden meaning in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, believe me, you are wrong. If you believe me, you're wrong. You're just wrong.

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? A cassette single of Van Halen's "Panama"? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent thousands of pictures every week and all I ever get is "Hot for Teacher"! Maybe next week... Until then, I'm going to stick with what I know: picture analysis. I can find the hidden meaning in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, believe me, you are wrong. If you believe me, you're wrong. Right?

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? A panoramic view of the city? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and all I ever see is my computer screen! Maybe next week... Until then, I'm going to stick with what I know: picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you are wrong. Do you believe me?

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? A panoramic view of the city? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and all I ever see is my computer screen! Maybe next week... Until then, I'm going to stick with what I know: picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you are wrong. If you believe me, you are wrong. Analyzing time ...

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? A glimpse into the future? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and they're all pictures of the past! Maybe next week I'll find a picture that shows the future. Until then, I'm going to stick with what I know: picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you are wrong. Seriously ...

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? Coins? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and yet never a single coin! Maybe there's no money in pictures after all. Fortunately for you, I am blessed with the gift of picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you suck. For this week's Analyze This...

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? Cash money? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and yet never a single cent! Maybe there's no money in pictures after all. Fortunately for you, I am blessed with the gift of picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you suck. For this week's Analyze This, let's look at...

What's in a picture? A story? A conversation, perhaps? Cash money? If the latter is true, then I'm getting ripped off! I get sent pictures every week and yet never a single cent! Maybe there's no money in pictures after all. Fortunately for you, I am blessed with the gift of picture analysis. I can find the story or conversation in almost any picture. If you don't believe me, you suck. For this week's Analyze This, let's look at some girls, AFI's new album and something random. Analyze these ...

A picture is worth exactly 1000 words, or W1000. That's the current market rate. I could probably sell one on ebay for a bit more, but only because people get auction fever and end up bidding more money than they should. I once paid way too much for an autographed 8x10 of Eva Marie Saint, but that's a story for another time and another place. For this week's groundbreaking edition of Analyze This, I decided to break the mold and throw a video into the mix. Let's take a look at...

A picture is worth exactly 1000 words, or W1000. That's the current market rate. I could probably sell one on ebay for a bit more, but only because people get auction fever and end up bidding more money than they should. I once paid way too much for a Mötley Crüe t-shirt, but that's a story for another time and another place. For this week's Analyze This, let's look at a picture of forks and spoons, a cute kitten and Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. Analyze this ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, but who are THEY? I've heard a lot about this magical group of unknown people that make up all sorts of phrases and clichés and rules...but I have no idea who THEY are. Regardless, for this week's Analyze This, let's look at three pictures that seem randomly selected, but I bet that's just what THEY want you to think!! This should be good ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at some random pictures, that really have no connection to one another, but I will make it work out in this analysis. This should be fun ...

June 25th, 2009 was a sad day for millions, if not billions of people around the world. When we lost Michael Jackson, we lost a piece of ourselves. Michael was more than just a singer and a dancer, more than just an international pop star, he was a god. I remember back in 1983, when I was six years old, watching the videos for Billie Jean and Beat It on MTV. Michael was like nothing I had ever seen before. Like every other kid in the world in 1983, I wanted to be as cool as Michael. I wanted to be able to dance like him, sing like him, and dress like him. I loved his cool confidence. I pushed the sleeves up on my red and black jacket and practiced moonwalking in the kitchen every day. I loved this man, as did the world. Join me ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at some random pictures, that really have no connection to one another, but I will make it work out in this analysis. Read on ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at the real boys to men, A.C Slater and Zack Morris, as well as the most gossiped about rivals right now, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Analyze this ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these two could easily fetch 2500 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at blue hair and the Hello Kitty amusement park that just opened in Japan. Analyze this ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these two could easily fetch 2500 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. Now that my 8-day sugar hangover has subsided, it's time to get back to what I do best– analyzing pictures! Analyze this ...

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 2500 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. For the fourth round of Analyze This, I spent no more than 30 seconds (literally) of my precious time analyzing 3 images. Analyze this ...